by jelydas March 30, 2010
A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
by mindyola October 11, 2010
Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.
Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.
by whenriques March 24, 2019
Player:" Yes! I solved the riddle"
Monster:" Hello there"
Player:" It made no noise whatsoever! How did you know? You're such a Plot Monster"
Monster:" Hello there"
Player:" It made no noise whatsoever! How did you know? You're such a Plot Monster"
by RacletteSyrup January 28, 2021
A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.
by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017
It’s his third shot of Hennessy, the henny monster is coming out!
He’s possessed by the henny monster.
He’s possessed by the henny monster.
by Hog-rider March 23, 2023