Badger

Bloke who proudly lowers to questionable standards with women after midnight m, tending to find himself with moles, toads and rats (like Wind in the Willows).

Badger doesn’t have standards after midnight

by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021

Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.

I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021

Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.

Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.

by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012

honey badger

The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.

"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"

by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015

cum badger

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.

“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”

by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018

Badger

when you're the pound for pound best job Foreman around.

i'm going to "Badger" this job like i "Badgered" your mom last night!

by Jbrizzlefoshizzle April 28, 2023

Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.

"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."

by Positive Control October 30, 2021