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Power Pirate

An individual who hijacks electricity or internet access.
Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.

Marco: What a power pirate!
by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009
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Body power

Muscle and strength a person can display from anabolic steroids
High body power- can lift up to 200-800 lbs

Low body power- can lift up to 90-100 lbs
by Yellow storm April 2, 2022
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slam power

To strike something with great enough force to completely destroy both objects involved; to completely consume an entire beverage in a ridiculously minimal amount of time.
Myron: "De Jongh you completely slam powered that guys face!"

De Jongh; "I know but i also shattered all the bones in my hand!"

Cash: "Well lets slam power some brewskies to make that hand feel better!"
by Fly1ngDutchman1 February 27, 2010
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Jesus Powers

noun, at least I think so. could be a noun, could be an adjective, who gives a shit. parts of speech are lame anyway.

"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
(During a late night online first-person shooter match)

Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"

Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."

(While attending a magic show)

"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."

Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
by COD blows BFBC2 ROCKS September 11, 2011
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cleric of power

A reverse term to describe anyone who has limited knowledge of the use of computers, and has an obsession with porn. Clumsy with a short term memory.
Heh. My friend's a cleric of power, as you would say.
by gentiew August 27, 2003
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Power shart

The act of exerting additional force while sharting, to yield maximum discharge quantity of fecal matter.
I added some extra force to that power shart. Now my diaper is full.
by Buttcrust Bobby February 28, 2019
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power dressing

An element of d/s sex where the dom is partially dressed (usually in only a shirt and tie) and the sub is fully nude.
by 💝 candy July 31, 2015
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