Touchdown Cleveland

Term used to describe the act of defecation. Derived from the name of the pro football team in Cleveland, Ohio; the Cleveland Browns. Since human feces are usually brown in color, the act of defecating is often described as a "touchdown Cleveland"

That late night taco binge resulted in me scoring a Touchdown Cleveland.

by mister sanchezzzz July 28, 2013

thought abortion

When you start to say something and you stop partially through the thought and you completely forget what you were thinking. The thought is terminated before it is finished.

Kendra: I have a great idea for what we should do tonight!
Jenna: Awesome! What is it?
Kendra: We should get in the car and go downtown to go and.....
Jenna: And what?..
Kendra: I can't remember, it just completely left my mind.
Jenna: Oh, you must have had a thought abortion.

by kingjay4 May 23, 2014

thotchet

a ratchet, and a thot
a nasty slutty nappy headed female

Oh my god!! Look at Kaylee. Shes such a thotchet

by versaceheart April 3, 2015

Touchdown Syndrome

The latest Facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with Down's Syndrome score a touchdown .

Moms with sassy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out Touchdown Syndrome new stories on Facebook

by J Larry Davis December 12, 2015

Thought of the day

the one thing everyone's looks foreword to

Thought of the day goes like this... expect to win

by Tippyturner October 4, 2016

Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.

Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

by Madcaplaughs October 10, 2016

touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.

Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.

by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017