bloody russian

1. Smirnoff Ice topped off with a shot of Chamborg.

2. Tasty mix invented by the Bellinator

Jesus Christ man, 8.50 for a Bloody Russian. You guys SUCK!!!

by ultralord June 7, 2003

Russian Rope

This is the practice which is usually taken up by the older women of countries such as Russia and The Bulcans, it involves the thatching of their pubic hair so that it forms a long and braided rope. The young children like to play swing whenever grandma stands up. The Russian Rope has been exported to many different countries and dyed different colours and can be found pretending to be curtain material. The majority of the curtain pullers that you find in the UK are in fact Russian Rope.

Dave: Here you go, that's your curtains set up for you.

Stephen: Thanks, I really like the puller, what material is it?
Dave: That is 100% Russian Rope.

Stephen: What?

by Imaje Haslew March 26, 2011

Russian Swede

A racial slur for a Finnish person. It is a joke that the Finnish don't have an identity of their own.

Look at that Russian Swede listening to viking metal and shit!

by Sotaklaani November 12, 2013

Russian Keyway

When you soak your Prince Albert in vodka and fuck someone in the ass

After 3 craft beers Christopher begged Tim to give him a Russian Keyway

by Jackmehoffmetal January 30, 2020

Russian Bong

When you use mix vodka into used bong water and drink it.

Dude, David threw up from that Russian Bong last night!

by Pizza199354 April 22, 2010

Russian Cornflake

A sexual act involving scraping off shavings of skin from your penis with a cheese grater and placing them on your partners face.

Wow! After that Russian Cornflake I gave Janice last night, I thought my penis would never recover. Fortunately I had the presence of mind to stick in the fryilator at work the next day.

by Chronicmastabata2011 January 10, 2011

Russian Hook

while taking a shower at the YMCA and you use the detachable shower head to come up behind someone and put the shower head up the persons ass and hook them like a fish and reel them in by pulling the hose leading to the shower head... Usually this occurs after you have seen black man junk and after stealing clocks from the locker room.

Steven, Jay, and Justin went to the YMCA, after sweating from basketball and having some male bonding while naked in the sauna and seeing more naked men than should ever be possible, gave each other russian hooks in the showers.

by Handz27 November 27, 2009