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Toilet-roulette

A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.

Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.

You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.

The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.
A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.
by CBS-student for better toilets December 7, 2011
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Potty Roulette

A Game; When there is hardly any toilet paper left on the roll, but you refuse to change it ever time you go to the bathroom. Therefore in the end someone is left without enough butt tissue to do the job
Brad:"Oh man I feel sorry for the guy who loses that game of potty roulette"
Tim: "Ya last time I lost I had some bitchen skid marks" ahaha
by Kinky Slinky pinky July 1, 2011
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Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
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Mexican Roulette

Travel for ANY reason to the country of Mexico.
You’re playing Mexican Roulette with that vacation to Mexico!
by Chitown winner March 15, 2023
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Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
by killermachime15 March 30, 2023
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Russian Roulette

To describe someone taking a very dangerous risk that could have catastrophic or possibly fatal consequences
You would be playing Russian Roulette to go straight through the give-way line at a closed junction without looking.
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2023
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Minecraft Roulette

When two players stand next to each other, and destroy the block that the other is standing on; This continues till one player falls/takes damage from falling, and the player that didn't fall wins.
by TaqaTaqu June 5, 2023
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