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pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.
I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.
by T Moto August 21, 2007
mugGet the pocket poormug.

pocket pash

When two pocket linings protrude from their pocket holes and rub together, creating a "pash" between the two pocket linings.
Person One: Hey wanna pocket pash?
Person Two: *pulls out pocket lining*
Person One: *pulls out pocket lining also and pockets meet*
Random On-Looker - AW SICK! YOUR POCKET PASHING!
by BYH August 23, 2006
mugGet the pocket pashmug.

smooth pocket

Referring to the anus, specifically as a clandestine storage site for drugs.
With the cops just around the corner, I barely had time to store my weed in the smooth pocket.
by chip and pepper February 18, 2008
mugGet the smooth pocketmug.

cream pocket

You fill a girls vagina with Coolwhip and then lick it out and tickle her clit with your tounge.
"Yo dude you can't even imagine. I just gave her a Cream Pocket."
by Joshipu March 3, 2015
mugGet the cream pocketmug.

Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.
When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.
by Ritondy August 2, 2010
mugGet the Pocket Launchmug.

Pocket Comment

Pocket Comment: Any comment made by accident to a social network or forum from a smart phone or connected device residing in your pocket.
Pocket Comment example: adfjdjqehdanldmmm
by Bapzzyx June 15, 2011
mugGet the Pocket Commentmug.

Pocket Meat

One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.
Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.
by Bpadizzly February 6, 2013
mugGet the Pocket Meatmug.

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