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frosty jim

Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo
In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.

With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.

Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.

Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.

Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.
by mkahlaw September 19, 2023
mugGet the frosty jimmug.

Frosty

Work up 2 hours late for my SAT and feeling frosty
by Alexuni April 4, 2018
mugGet the Frostymug.

Stay Frosty

The neighborhoods getting dangerous. Wish it would stay frosty.
by pseudohymmm January 10, 2023
mugGet the Stay Frostymug.

frosty frog

The only daiquiri bar on Hilton Head Island, and most drinks are 190 proof. Great place to get fucked up super fast. There's a lot of shitty artwork of their mascot.
Hey, guys, rather than drinking at the house tonight, let's get absolutely lit at Frosty Frog. Im gonna buy a quart of Pond Water.
by VicelikeFox June 5, 2017
mugGet the frosty frogmug.

Frosty Jimmer

One who urinates in a condom and freezes it. Then, uses that condom to pleasure themselves.
Luke- My buddy connor is such a frosty jimmer.
Me- fax he is so weird
by philly jimmer January 6, 2024
mugGet the Frosty Jimmermug.

Frosty pete

The act of using a cart and then blowing the smoke into a condom attached to a kazoo and passing the kazoo to someone else so they can second hand inhale it from the condom balloon.
Woody, should we perform a frosty pete
by Woodlegend September 8, 2025
mugGet the Frosty petemug.

Frosty top

The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.
Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.
by Extremesatan May 22, 2020
mugGet the Frosty topmug.

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