Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.

Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.

by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019

Dank Cringe

Why will you search this up its not a real word unless something happend

You're a Dank Cringe.

by Gotteloveanime1 November 17, 2017

dank snacks

Originally intended to refer to something tasty to eat, but is often used as a positive adjective like awesome, great, cool, etc..

"Snacks" alone can be used as a modifier or emphasis; e.g. "dope snacks," "stoked snacks," "sleepy snacks."

If not being used to modify another word, "snacks" alone is a synonym for "good thing."

Original usage: "I've got the munchies, I could go for some dank snacks"

As a positive adjective: "I can't wait to see this movie, I heard it's dank snacks" or "Hey congrats on passing, that's dank snacks as hell" or simply as an exclamation "dank snacks!!!!"

As a modifier/emphasis (primarily positive, can be negative): "Dude thank you, I'm stoked snacks about it" or "I think I'm gonna head out soon, I'm a lil sleepy snacks" or "What the hell, that was lame snacks"

Snacks alone: "Whoa, that's snacks mate, let's do it"

by orangeboolius January 21, 2020

duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.

Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018

dank mob

Going for a drive to get some weed or smoking weed while cruising around

Some friends and i went on a dank mob.

by tejasdro April 4, 2014

dank bad

dank bad

eclipzed: “OY KITE”
kite: what
eclipzed: dank bad

by eclipzed. January 30, 2021

Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.

Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?

by Dankmemes August 15, 2016