Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy

You better give me back my money you little shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

water cricket

Loud Latinos, often found in large groups outside the bodega at night;

Known to fill vehicles past recommended capacity.

Look at all them water crickets packed in that Honda!

by Rell Mars November 21, 2018

Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat

His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank

by Mungki_ September 15, 2024

Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore

Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.

by PaulGold August 4, 2014

Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

cricket

verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender

Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.

Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right

by buzzw September 11, 2012