crap paddle

Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!

Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.

Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.

by applejacks101 January 10, 2017

google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 13, 2013

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

by Annonomous3221 May 26, 2021

Crap collector

Someone who travels the world in search of the rarest and finest pieces of crap.

I recently quit my job to become a crap collector.

by Professor Stinkbottom December 06, 2009

crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.

Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.

by winston smith the III March 20, 2017

Snap and Crap

The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."

by grayvie train November 08, 2016

Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.

I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020