Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.

“Like I said before man whatever and crap”
“Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”

by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019

Crap on the floor

What dogs do when they want to spite you.

Dogs like to crap on the floor a lot, don't they?

by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019

Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

by Jayba11s May 1, 2018

Crap dust

When someone passes by (like a drive-by shooting) to fart on someone

Eww that’s a nasty Crap dust

by Dentor January 16, 2020

Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020

Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.

I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.

Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.

by winston smith the III March 20, 2017