jap tunnel

The tunnels people use in "Minecraft" to get from one part of the island to the other safely and quickly.

These Jap tunnels sure are a quick way to get around the island.

by tyronemathews September 6, 2012

in a tunnel

Drunk as fuck! Like to the point where you only care about yourself and how you are going to get more beer.

"Dude, Josh was definitely in a tunnel last night!"
"I know, he was so unbelievably wasted"

"Stop acting dumb, you're in a tunnel tonight"
"I am not i just want beer"

by welldamnthatsalowprice July 31, 2013

African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.

Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.

by dr. abel September 10, 2013

coke tunnel

A typically long, narrow, darkly lit bar or nightclub, usually operating after hours, where people usually go to do cocaine for hours on end as their lives crumble around them, found in trendier parts of most major cities.

After the show they all went to a new coke tunnel in the west end and partied into the morning.

He met her at some coke tunnel on friday night.

by bestdad September 15, 2013

Cream Tunnel

The act of masturbating into a condom and then pouring the seaman into the anal passage

A Cream tunnel is when your girlfriend jerks you off whilst you are wearing a condom then when you cum she empties the cum into your ass, then she lays underneath you opened mouthed whilst you squat over her and let it slip out into her mouth, then finallly she swallows it.

by Mal Ross July 6, 2011

poke-a-tunnel

The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war

Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death

Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?

Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.

Person 1: ... bummer.

Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..

by fury of a taco September 1, 2011

A Gaza Tunnel

A bdsm homosexual act, typically anal sex, that ends in the receiver crying and asking for forgiveness.

Wow, did you see that? I heard he had a Gaza Tunnel last night.

by PJai December 23, 2023