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swing and catch

The guy swings his dick while standing up and the guy gets down on her knees and tries to catch the dick while the dick is swinging
Babe lets play swing and catch tonight( dirty talk)
by Carrysmacksthatass May 14, 2016
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nipple swing

when a bitch is getting on yo nerves, and you are gonna smack down.
" you better be ready to nipple swing. CAUSE BITCH ITS NIPPLE SWING O' CLOCK, AND YOU GONNA ENJOY THE FEELING OF MAH GLOCK"
by honey suckle pussy lips April 27, 2017
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Porch swing angel

A chick who digs anal.
Margaret let me do her up the ass last night. She really loved it. She is a true porch swing angel.
by ImD-licious May 30, 2023
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noob swing

When a noob (new member) says dumb stuff and need to leave a group. The noob is removed from the group while the members toy with him first.
It is time from Armon Fart's noob swing!
by Noob swinger December 8, 2015
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Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
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