1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014
by Adb1002 August 30, 2018
When a girl constantly updates her facebook or twitter status with love messages to her boyfriend.
<3<3 I love him so much! <3<3
<3<3 I love him so much! <3<3
by H8uh February 11, 2010
Ah man you know I got that Cudi status.
Or MOM BITCH GET OFF MY NUTTS I GOT THAT COODI STATUS MUA FUCKA!
Or MOM BITCH GET OFF MY NUTTS I GOT THAT COODI STATUS MUA FUCKA!
by Briant Willows March 30, 2012
A status on Facebook where 2 or more people are in a verbal fight. Usually pointless and too serious for the conflict, a popcorn status should be read with a bag of pop corn and set to automatically refresh as the fighters post new comments.
Girl 1: Bitch you don't know me.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.
Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.
Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.
Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.
Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.
by Popcornman420 November 09, 2011
When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 05, 2010
by Yaweh August 24, 2005