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Popcorn Status

A status on Facebook where 2 or more people are in a verbal fight. Usually pointless and too serious for the conflict, a popcorn status should be read with a bag of pop corn and set to automatically refresh as the fighters post new comments.
Girl 1: Bitch you don't know me.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.

Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.

Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.
by Popcornman420 November 9, 2011
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Father Status

To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.

If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status

You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
by club30 April 4, 2009
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status bro

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020
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MOG status

1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."

2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014
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Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)
Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".
by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009
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Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.
1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status
by MikeSmith October 14, 2012
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Server Status

Status acheived when people utilize three-way to get more than three people on the phone.
It doesn't take long for me and my friends to reach server status.
by Yaweh September 16, 2005
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