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Simpson Syndrome

When a girl sucks your dick so well that you turn yellow
"Yo last night I hooked up with this girl and she gave my Simpson syndrome"
by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016
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simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now
boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”
by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020
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mia nixie thalia simpson

she is the biggest booch ever who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was so ugly but I love her so much because we both make fun of saggy eggs together and that is a lot of fun so love ya booch
mia nixie thalia simpson is such a booch
by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019
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Simpson Zhao

1: Synonym for the word "GOAT", which stands for "The Greatest Of All Time".

2: An Awesome Individual who shares a great musical ability despite being extremely humble.
1: John is such a humble individual!! He is totally Simpson Zhao!

2: Henry is so good at Piano!! he sure is Simpson Zhao on the piano
by Jamesyuan111 August 12, 2025
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Jared Hibbard-Simpson

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
I'm so lucky to have a man like Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life.
by BeccatheWrecka November 12, 2023
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Bart Simpson

When u rip your cart (Bart) until your absolutely fried aka turning into Bart Simpson
Brooooo I’m fuckin Bart Simpson right now
by Daddy whore November 28, 2022
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Ben Simpson

i have no words he is the best person you will ever meet and when you do meet him you will love him until the day you die and i promise that he is just the worlds greatest boyfriend and the the boy i will one day marry.
wow you are soo luck you have ben Simpson as a boyfriend
by Catherine wilson May 17, 2020
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