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sausage party

A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.
Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD
by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011
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Sausage Cake

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant
Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night
by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010
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sausage linkin'

The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.
Dang! Did you see that lady sausage linkin' out the bottom of her shorts???
by 007Gina007Sausage August 22, 2010
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Sausage vest

Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.

These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.

How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?

I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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sausage topic

An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.
Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc

Guy 2: Haha

Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards

Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic

Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
by Ltsmashroks May 10, 2009
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sweet sausage

Sweet Sausage is a term commonly used to emphasize how "sweet" or cool something is. Usually, it is used as a complete sentence to signify something is cool after someone else says something.
12 yearold 1: Wow! My mom said she'll take us to the store to buy some more pokemon cards!

12 yearold 2: Sweet sausage!
by you don't know me123321 June 19, 2008
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