Penis

word meaning You.

Ow! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

by Your mom December 9, 2003

penis

a long, thick, yummy, milk shake

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

penis

small willy

woody from clarksfield has a very small willy n he can't please anybody!

by pip October 9, 2003

Penis

A long, hairy stick that sicks out your crotch.

"Dude, my penis totally flirted with me!"

by Waphi Wafflecakes December 2, 2011

Penis

1. the male reproductive organ
2. you suck it
3. exists in all sizes - mainly small or extra small.
4. they insult themselves, there is nothing you can say about them that is more discusting than they are.

EW look at the Penis.

by DicksAreUgly December 21, 2007

penis

Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.

Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?

by ry-spirit December 17, 2008

penis

1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."

I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.

by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009