by madara_uchiha January 22, 2021
Get the murphymug. A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens
Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around
by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020
Get the Girthy Murphymug. A powerful Irish name. She is calm, humble, loyal till death. If your loyal to her she will bring you luck, wealth, power and happiness. She will steal your heart in many ways. But watch out Karma is her best friend so don't double cross her or all shall rain upon you.
I had a Colleen Murphy walk into my life, and before her my life was a shatter but she put all the pieces back together for me. I got a promotion, I hit it big on the stock market, I bought a beautiful home and beautiful cars Up until I took advantage of her kindness. It's like Karma just watches over her. I ended up getting laid off I had to sell my house I had to sell my cars and I was right back at square one worse off than ever.
by Mr. Hope1970 February 13, 2017
Get the colleen murphymug. 
Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met
by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023
Get the Ted Murphymug. by drgymy November 27, 2012
Get the murphiedmug. by hahhwbebbtjuvcf August 25, 2021
Get the brooke murphymug.