Blood Fest

A male who loves to have sex with a woman during that time of the month.

Same for women they like getting fucked on that time of the month

Man me and my wife had a Blood Fest last night it felt squishy but nice.

by AlbinoApePenis September 5, 2020

Benidorm Fest

Spanish Eurovision selection festival, with a shitty jury that votes nothing like real people.. With 14 participants. First edition in 2022

Person 1: That Tanxugueiras group should win
Person 2: Nah, Benidorm Fest juries are stupid, and they don't know how to vote. They'll send some trash entry to Eurovision

by XabiPellitero January 27, 2022

Flick-Fest

In relation to Flickin' my bean a flick-fest is where a group of people sit around and do nothing for an extended period of time.

The team bus broke down, so we sat around and had a flick-fest until a replacement bus showed up.

by Kalos February 18, 2009

Fest

Someone is obese and retarded

Lmao look at that fatass over there what fest!

by Qwos August 11, 2022

zest fest

zest fest is when a guy is so zesty, that its a festival of zestyness at this point. hes basically just homosexual

holly hell its a zest fest with all these fags

by dndk.ne October 20, 2023

Fest

1.(n) A annual three day PBR fueled punk rock music festival located in Gainesville Florida. Generally around Halloween.

2.(adj) A term used with great discretion to describe that which is the ultimate in cruciality and awesomeness.

I got lost when I was hammered last night, but I bumped into a Five Star pizza dude and scored a pie. It was so FEST!!!

by El Gully October 18, 2008

frump fest

The encounter of a group of women subpar to expectations.

Guy1: "Yo, Let's go ask the chicks at the bar if they want to dance?"
Guy2: "No way! Have you seen them up close? It's a total frump fest over there!

by Frump Fester May 31, 2018