Murphy Bedded

To be caught sleeping by your cruel friends in a motel where, to scare the shit out of you, they lift you and the mattress up and into the wall behind you, essentially turning you into a Murphy bed

bitch was laying there sleeping after refusing to put out. her blue balled boyfriend decided a Murphy bedding was in order and let her become one with the wall with a swift lift of the mattress...

"prude bitch got Murphy bedded"

by bNutz LA August 3, 2008

crash bed

An extra bed you have in your house for friends to crash in, in case they are drunk and cannot drive, or have missed their last transportation home, or are just plain tired.

Bob: "Shit, look at the time, I think I've missed my last train home!"

Ben: "Don't worry about it man, just use my crash bed."

by torabayashi September 25, 2009

bed fart

Bed Fart is when you fart in your boyfriend's face while in bed.

Hons, it's true. We girls know you like bed farts.

by poopy ;) October 13, 2020

shit the bed

When someone literally takes a dookie in their bed

"Mom, I shit the bed!"

by Yo Mama April 20, 2005

shit the bed

1. (phrase) roughly meaning "Well I'll be damned."
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.

on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.

Shit the bed... its too early for this!

by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007

bunk bed

bunk bed-when someone has an ugly face but a hot rockin body therefore it is acceptable to sleep with him/her

Brintney spears is so bunk bed

by Rahul Goswami July 22, 2008

Go to bed

Meaning either "go away" or "leave me alone". Sometimes used as an insult to make one feel childish as if it was past their bed time.

Nicole: Hey man, get off the computer
Bobby: Go to bed you bitch

by Nicole February 7, 2004