Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.

"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."

by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017

Netflix and deal

Selling drugs, getting money while watching Netflix. Multitasking

"Are you coming over because we about to Netflix and deal"

by Fort Compton August 14, 2016

The Deal

The "deal" for Hamas is surrender unconditionally.

Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

doubke deal

When you're so excited to double down on a deal that your auto correct can't keep up with you.

Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!

by DatKiwi May 31, 2018

deal him

Go out with him

Im gonna deal him

by sex bomb hamza March 25, 2016

piecha deal

Piecha Deal is an Italian mob reference to the penis of a gay man.

"Hey, did you see Vito slamming that guy with his Piecha Deal?"

by SRMVegas December 17, 2010

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011