Theistic Evolution

The belief that God created life using the evolutionary process as His method. It reconciles scientific evidence for common descent with religious belief in a purposeful creator. God is the author of the natural laws that produced evolution, and possibly intervenes in subtle, non-disruptive ways. It's the "compatible update" for religious belief, where the Bible's "days" are geologic epochs and Adam is a representative figure emerging from a population of hominins.

Example: "His bumper sticker read: 'Theistic Evolutionist: God's method is smarter than your literalism.' He saw the fossil record as God's grand, slow-burn novel, with natural selection as the plot mechanism and humanity's moral sense as the climax He always intended." Theistic Evolution

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Thesecret

If you don't like what you see jump to the left

Thesecret nobody knows about changing psychic future shit is the visions are fake news if you do something about it. All it takes is a little hop, skip or jump to get shit right. If its not working do something different.

by The little friend November 25, 2025

Thesaurus maxing

Thesaurus maxing refers to the action of employing the use of overly verbose vocabulary: usually within the context of an exam essay, in an effort to make oneself appear more intelligent. Though usually practiced during exams, thesaurusmaxing is sometimes also used in common parlance, usually by those who lack sufficient confidence in their own intelligence and hence need it to be validated by other people.

Pretentious knobhead: Thus, it would be rendered possible for us to make use of the auspicious portents of the IKEA furniture range to more effectively and tastefully perform the act of decoration of our residence.

Other Person: Ugh, stop Thesaurus maxing and talk normally.

by firemelon2 December 20, 2025

Theis

A name for people who are quite awesome and share the same name of Theis

My name is Theis, my name is Theis

by The Root of Wood January 16, 2026

non-thesaurusical

When chris is trying to act random, but everyone knows he's totally planned.

"Chris is being like so non-thesaurusical right now, i think i could wet myself because it's so funny

by Ash December 15, 2004

Maddie Theismeyer

A very hot female who is an awesome friend

"Dude, do you know Maddie Theismeyer?" "Yeah man she's a beast!"

by Nemo18 October 21, 2011

sebastian theis

Big dick boy

did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis

by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016