"The damn tea dumping psychos! Five-thousand-pounds worth of tea thrown right off the bloody ships! The bloody crates are all completley soaked through, making the tea totally unfit for drinking. Even for Americans."
Tea piss - a tea piss is where a mouthful of tea is spat out due to involuntary laughing at a funny joke or incident.
This term could evolve into other beverages.
E.g. coffee piss, coke piss etc.
"he heard the punch line of the joke and subsequently performed a tea piss, spraying the room with a fine mist of brown liquid and soaking his colleagues!"
(n.) The person responsible for creating the greatest hot beverage in existence during a time of need (e.g. a session of intense marijuana consumption). Arguably, this term has derogative emphasis when applied to this particular character.
Random dude: "Yo, tea boy, make us a cuppa"
Tea Boy: "No, you make it!"
Random dude: "But.. you're the tea boy?!"