straight money 

Someone/something that can ALWAYS be counted on for whatever...wherever...whenever.

If Joe said he's take care of it...then consider it taken care of. The dude is straight money.

straight money by JRock Hermani March 3, 2014

straight as hell 

1) Cool; Sweet. Etc.

2) Straight sexual orientation.

1: Yo, I smoked mad bud last night.

2: That's straight as hell.

3: You seen my new watch? That shit is straight as hell.

4: Dude, I heard you were a queer.

5: Hell-to-the-fuck-no! I'm straight as hell.

straight as hell by AC September 28, 2006

Straight tiktok 

Its the cringey, uncomfortable content you were looking for. Its full with eboys and tiktokers who are famous(like the hype house) If you are straight(like me) and are on alternative side of tiktok and you are straight, you have a personality.

Y/n: hey have you seen these tiktoks they arr so funny.
*shows*
Friend: No, im in elite tiktok.
Y/n: wait, whats elite tiktok.
Friend: I think you are stuck in straight tiktok.

Straight tiktok by Keepaneyeforselener😜 June 30, 2020

straight tiktok 

The shitty and cringy side of TikTok. The opposite of alt tiktok. Popular people there include lil huddy, avani, charli damelio, etc. Has nothing to do with your sexuality, you can be straight and not be on straight tiktok.

Person 1: “Did you see that new Charli D’amelio video? Her dancing is so good, and I want her to marry Lil Huddy so bad!”

Person 2: GTFO, I’m not being friends with anyone who likes straight tiktok.

straight tiktok by nlolhere August 3, 2020

straight faggin it

when one is acting lame or is extremely not fly. when one's duggie or swagger is not up to par. not to be confused with being a fag or diggin on the dudes.

ey dude, youre straight faggin it with that bowtie. or, that dude is straight faggin it tryin to be flya than a flya than a muthafucka.

straight faggin it by thedartt May 4, 2008

straight gayness 

The act of a lesbain buttfucking a homosexual man with a strap on. They are members of the opposite sex, yet the roles have been reversed.

guy 1: Hey man, did you see that video on HBO last night?
guy 2: Yea dude that was straight gayness

straight gayness by burtbikerboy October 14, 2007

Straight Bisexual 

Someone who looks for sexual fun from both sex's but can only love someone of the OPPOSITE sex.

John is straight bisexual and had sex with Ian but he could never love Ian, only Jill, who he also has sex with.

Straight Bisexual by ColouredRash January 24, 2011