ultimate straggler

a consigie who can't find her way

look at that ultimate straggler walking aimlessly down the street

by ontherox October 13, 2011

Googlighting Stranger

A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.

Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."

by Nytiscyce May 1, 2012

cyber-stranger

The way long distance cyber couples masturbate. One party holds controller with high vibration firmly on desired genitalia while opposing party shoots high powered rounds at opposing party.

The cyber-stranger Bottomless clips on Haven friendly fire off? - Sounds like a date!

by omn1 October 17, 2013

Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.

You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.

by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013

sweaty stranger

When two men, after jerking one another off shake hands to combine their semen in a firm yet moist handshake to seal the deal.

After each gentlemen came they completed the transaction with a sweaty stranger

by urbn September 27, 2014

brazen stranger

An act akin to a regular stranger, the brazen stranger perpetrator sits on both hands until they cannot be felt or easily moved, and then stimulates both phallus and anus, causing the actions to feel as though they were externally caused.

"I'm going to watch rusty trombone videos and give myself a brazen stranger."

by tgnlol December 14, 2014

independent stranger

Using the disabled arm of another male to give yourself a handjob.

I used Matt's disabled arm to give me a independent stranger

by da bikeman April 11, 2015