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Father Status

To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.

If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status

You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
by club30 April 4, 2009
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Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.
Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!
by Adb1002 August 29, 2018
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Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.
1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status
by MikeSmith October 14, 2012
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Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.
6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.
by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009
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Grizz Status

The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.
Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.
by bear crazy December 11, 2012
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Marshall Status

When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"

2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,

"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap

The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:

Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.

Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010
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Status Killer

When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011
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