squirrel grab

Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.

My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts

by d1ck lopper October 14, 2013

sewer squirrel

A hairy turd.

Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.

by hairyshitstorm February 23, 2012

Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head

After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.

by Wild Wes November 17, 2011

Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

flying squirrel

When you are cut off from the trail snowboarding and CRASH! into a tree.

At Dodge Ridge Odis cut Megan off the trail and she did a flying squirrel into a pine tree.

by Odis DeHart March 4, 2007

The Flying Squirrel

This is the greatest Asian sex move of all time. Essentially it is a standing 69. Using gravity boots, the female hangs upside down (lowered to the appropriate level or the male can stand on a stool) and the male does his business. The male then leaves the female to get herself down. For added spice, one can make it difficult, i.e. ejaculate in her face.

Your mom and I did the flying squirrel, and afterwords I jizzed in her face.

by Pina Slicker March 18, 2010

flying squirrel

An issult, similar to a moon, but done with the scrotum. A person grabs his scrotum at to spots near the bottom, pulls his sack flat, and starts flying around.

Brett dropped his pants and gave the bitch da flying squirrel.

by Hang Low Saxon January 12, 2004