Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

squirrel grab

Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.

My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts

by d1ck lopper October 14, 2013

Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.

I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.

by the code 3 club May 1, 2015

Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

squirrel breath

When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.

Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"

by Citychick213 August 7, 2018

Squirling

verb- When a males partner takes their nuts into the mouth and then pushes one into each cheek, may also be called chipmonking.

Sue looked awesome squirling during sex, and it did the trick for Jack as well.

by JozefB October 25, 2019