squeedge

when you piss yourself when you sleep

Damn that mother fucker squeedged my bed!

by random fat kid December 5, 2004

Hot-Squeeze

(hot)-(squeeze) A Hot-Squeeze is when you're taking a shit and the very last little bit needs that extra push to jump out and into the nice cool multi-yellow-colored pool below. This extra pushing can cause severe burning on the anus, and also alot of pressure on the rectum.

"Just Hang On a Sec Mom ! I'm In The Middle Of a Hot-Squezze !"

by The Sachmo November 24, 2004

mud squeegee

when a bald man or woman performs a mud mopping

adams dad is the infamous mud squeegee

by timmboy23 April 25, 2006

fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Caka Squeeze

While taking a shit and having someone of the opposite sex during sex squeeze your shit in there hands while they orgasm

Yo while i came in that bitches face i had her do a Caka squeeze

by John the dope boy March 7, 2009

squege

semen substance or can also be used in other ways like shiting or pissing.

I gotta go take a squeege

by barry carmicheal September 6, 2003

Squeeze tongue

The act of attempting to poo with such effort that all facial control is lost. This normally results in extreme contortion of the facial expressions and rapid flapping of the tongue inside the mouth.

Hector had eaten so much food, when he tried to evacuate his bowels he needed to use so much effort that he had a serious case of squeeze tongue. His tongue continued to spasm in his mouth for days after. This was some serious squeeze tongue aftermath.

by Graphcommbanter November 2, 2013