A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert
Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?
Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
by cellophanefriend September 3, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug. When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobblermug. A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
by I'm Brian April 12, 2011
Get the squat-itismug. Squats is a rural Canadian term meaning pissed off.
Also associated with
Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.
Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.
Also associated with
Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.
Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.
Example : Derrick has the squats tonight because his woman drank his last beer.
I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.
Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.
I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.
Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.
by TeamEastCoast October 23, 2018
Get the Squatsmug. A type of fetish video, where in the performer remains fully clothed, and proceeds to sit in and consume pies of various flavors. As defined in the TV show Better Call Saul
by Ryan_Payne September 2, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by Brie72 January 21, 2025
Get the squat mollymug. A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.
K.C accidentally fell off the bed backwards and landed kind of upside down, then Gorden decided to do some squat aka the Squatting Man
by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020
Get the Squatting Manmug.