Squatlander

A special little man who has magic blood.

I was chasing a squatlander through the woods to get his cream, but he was too fast, slippery, and small.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Thot Squatter

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.

You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!

by MisterWill December 10, 2018

squatch taco

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016

fun squad

Police.
Authority group.
People seeking to quash enjoyment

E.g Damn better turn down the music the fun squad has just pulled up.

by Camthefish January 6, 2014

squad stays lit

When the group of acquaintances with which you belong remains "lit" or "turnt", usually meaning engaging in the recreational use of marijuana.

Guy 1: I'm 'bout to smoke this joint.
Guy 2: Ayy, squad stays lit!

by phimatt February 24, 2017

squadeded up

A word only to be used by Big shaq or Roadman shaq himself,

Meaning he is in a large group of friends that he always hangs out with.

Big shaq: "I'm alone right now, but everyday mans says 'squadeded up',"
"You know like that, asnee,"
Charlie Sloth: "What wa -- wha.."
Big shaq: "Squadeded up,"
Charlie Sloth: "Squadeded..?"

by catfish (redunite) October 29, 2017

Teen Girl Squad

A cartoon created by Strong Bad of homestarrunner.com. 4 girls between the ages of 13 and 19, who do various teenage activities, such as going to the mall, and being killed by a man with a large mouth. The leader of the group is Cheerleader, a rich girl who looks SO GOOD and has a boyfriend. She hangs out with So and So, What's her Face and The Ugly One. So and So is the smart one who is in love with Brett Bretterson, her friend she made up in first grade. What's her face is a depressed girl who gets all the bad luck, is only able to shop at thrift stores, and had to play bass in their band. The Ugly One is well, the ugly one. Her past accomplishments include having the teacher call her "young man" and wearing a three-piece swimsuit. There is also the man with a large mouth who appears in many of the episodes, often to somehow harm one of the four with a word that ends with "'d". Teen Girl Squad. It's SO GOOD!

Cheerleader: I'm so bummed that school is happening again this year.
Others: SO GOOD!
Cheerleader: Ya'll are so wack.
The Ugly One: Wiggidy Wack?
Cheerleader: Nope. Just regular type.

by The Lord Of Spam March 29, 2005