african bootay scratcher

One of Jason Prater's many slang terms

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Nick Scratch

Noun--One who seeks the truth by playing devil's advocate. A cutting and acerbic wit. Particularly, one who uses facts and reason to expose the illogic and factually fraudulent fanaticism of extremists. From the combination of old New England slang terms for the devil ("Old Nick," "Mr. Scratch," etc.) and the idea of sharp and cutting wit "nicking" and "scratching" the intellectual dullness of the pointless but persistent political extremists.

Matt: Did you read that latest series of lies from Ted? Pure paleo-con palaver.

Stumpy: Yeah, what a load of horseshit. But Nick Scratch cut that dullard down to size.

Matt: Facts and reason will do that. Ted's still a dick for posting that, though.

by Randy Goodman June 20, 2006

Scratched Helmet

A really bad haircut.

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

Back-scratcher

A guy who's usually not into romantic relationships and goes more for the casual sex. He's more akin to lover who satisfies a woman's needs, usually married women, and won't go telling everyone about the ordeal.

"I'm in need of sex"

"Call Jodie, he's a professional back-scratcher"

by Jodieeeeer26 December 17, 2016

African booty scratcher

Long wooden object that scratches the body or any place of the body.
Primary the glutious maximums.
Native Africans used this wooden object to scratch there unreachable body parts.

Malcolm please retrieve me an African booty scratcher from the market when you go pick up the plantine please.

by Ah’cet publishing firm February 2, 2019

nigger scratch

for the most part accidental but a painful scratch by a black person's fingernail. This is assuming the stereotype that all black people have slightly long finger nails. Most commonly done in sports or in any activity in company of a black person.

Man! The nigger scratch I got in the pick up basketball game burns!

We were passing some papers around in class today, and when Fred passed the papers back to me he nigger scratched my eye.

by notorious sav February 26, 2011