rusty spoon

a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning
that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties
by assavengers January 04, 2009
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Big Spoon

Verb: When two people are lying downfacing the same direction; the person in back forces the other person (little spoon) onto their side which has the effect of decreasing snoring and mitigating bed hogging behavior.
Tired of her spouse's snoring, Jen was forced to big spoon him.
by Andrettiphobia April 14, 2011
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brown spoon

When a bloke cant get enough of another blokes ass he enjoys the "brown spoon".
Andrew loves the brown spoon, he just cant keep is tounge out of there.
by sascha tufts May 31, 2005
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Rusty Spoon

The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating
Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*
by HoneyBadger89 May 04, 2015
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spooning out

this term is used for when u r stoned or pilled up.

If u were to halucinate then u would be spooning out.
" hey im spooning out "
by Luke April 19, 2004
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spoon ass

Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".
A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.
by JackAmbrose228 June 24, 2018
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Poop spoon

Name for someone who is utterly incapable of being intelligent
John got a 37% in PE. What a poop spoon.
by Mongoman42069 February 05, 2021
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