rusty spoon

a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning

that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties

by assavengers January 04, 2009

Big Spoon

Verb: When two people are lying downfacing the same direction; the person in back forces the other person (little spoon) onto their side which has the effect of decreasing snoring and mitigating bed hogging behavior.

Tired of her spouse's snoring, Jen was forced to big spoon him.

by Andrettiphobia April 14, 2011

brown spoon

When a bloke cant get enough of another blokes ass he enjoys the "brown spoon".

Andrew loves the brown spoon, he just cant keep is tounge out of there.

by sascha tufts May 31, 2005

Rusty Spoon

The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating

Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*

by HoneyBadger89 May 04, 2015

spooning out

this term is used for when u r stoned or pilled up.

If u were to halucinate then u would be spooning out.

" hey im spooning out "

by Luke April 19, 2004

slotted spoon

A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.

Steve is a slotted spoon.

by artistotle May 05, 2017

Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 05, 2014