splotch

what she likes on her back

i want you to splotch on my back babygorl

by tingu May 5, 2023

Sploitering

Can refer to yourself or the weather being 'hot' and/or 'sweaty'.

It's Sploitering outside, I can feel the sweat on me.

by JessEvans June 10, 2023

splornched

a tier above zonched.

This shit got me splornched.

by robbyp June 12, 2023

splotty

synonym to splotchy, but a cooler word

My spray tan was splotty

by raatatttatatwtwtw July 18, 2023

splooty tooties

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio

“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”

by Evandm04 August 13, 2023

sport bumming

Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….

‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..

by Sutty9 August 24, 2023

splormey

splormey: a act of splooging on a dead rat inside of a pillow case

john, you cant splormey in public that’s rude!

by ryan darby July 19, 2024