Slapping Tuna

When a woman wafts her putrid vaginal fumes around a room full of people. If your cat comes to you expecting tuna you know you're ready.

"We were at the movies and some girl started slapping tuna. That pussy stank was so strong that upon leaving I noticed a few stray cats had come in."

by Okaru Audo April 30, 2015

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

stepping out of time

Stepping out of time is making beautiful love with that special person in your life!

Step step stepping out of time with your main squeeze is one beautiful orgasmic experience likened to two galaxies colliding together for a Godly new creation!!!!

by Howlin at the Moon May 25, 2018

stepping on shoes day

August 30 Everyone trys to step on each other shoes

why'd you step on my shoes. Because its stepping on shoes day

by dom006 August 28, 2019

three stepping

when you are incredibly drunk and you walk poorly (left,right.right,left,left,left,right,left etc.)

by isaac September 16, 2003

false sleeping tug

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

by Ray delacour January 5, 2008