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Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.
That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.
by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018
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It’s ski

My boss tried to get me to come in early, it was ski as hell.

1: Can I use your car bro?

2: it’s ski
by 314L March 11, 2019
mugGet the It’s skimug.

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
mugGet the Stand up jet skiesmug.

Ski

by Youngve December 1, 2018
mugGet the Skimug.

ski

This is what occurs when someone gets so belligerently drunk that another being emerges from their soul and are no longer held responsible for their actions. Kinda like when Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk. Proper use for this is adding ski to the end of someones name, thus indicating that they have entered this specific state of intoxication
Man Fred was so drunk last night he got banned from the bar for 2 years!
No way man Fred would never do that. That had to have been Fredski
by coltski January 22, 2019
mugGet the skimug.

meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!
by amac! October 20, 2010
mugGet the meat skimug.

Ski Skank

Like truck slut, but on the water. Doesn't actually own a jetski, just gets sloppy drunk on the lake and will put out if you give her a ride on your jetski.
Bro, look at that girl over there. She's such a ski skank.
by Dingo65 March 6, 2021
mugGet the Ski Skankmug.

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