Simplerockets 2

Some shitty ripoff of Kerbal Space Program

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna play Simplerockets 2?
Person 2: You play Simplerockets 2? Why am I even your friend if you stoop that low?

by NottTelljng November 22, 2021

simplex

as in the herpes simplex, a disease you gits from ho's

a large group of simple people.

that simplex, they all got the bus into town and wus so stupid they all got the herpes simplex and the crabs from the local hookers! Then they done given it to their wives! SHIT!

by Gwando November 9, 2003

do not chase simply replace it

if a particular deal/person/thing benefitted or suited you many times but unlikely happens to it , don't await to get it alike, take no hard to modify or replace it.

parents of an uptown girl found a boy suits their way, before the time someone expose the scams, rather they try to investigate or chase the same ny decided to found a better one, do not chase simply replace it.
'Take hard to waste the time'

by sehrish azeem December 19, 2007

Simplimified

The deliberate act of breaking up with someone

I simplimified myself today. You need to be simplimified.

by Ruby November 14, 2003

simpletothepoint

ONE dimensional, simple, NOTHING extra, taking into account not only the stress level of the receiver, but many other useless pieces of information that've already been received and are being analyzed and processed.

After being given multiple multi-dimensional, useless, confusing, stress-inducing directions, Lerlene was only able to reach her destination when the directions given her were simpletothepoint, thus proving that the FINAL direction giver had TRUE common sense and was finally more interested in helping her than being witty, creative and furthering the entertainment; because really, how entertaining is watching suicide?

by Lerlene May 28, 2008

Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009

simplthings

Elementary issues

It's the simplthings that make life worthwhile.

by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009