you scared the shit out of me

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.

Ohhh , you scared the shit out of me

by SilBrazil January 31, 2016

shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

by Maxsdad October 29, 2019

coke shit

The need to deficate when you have your first line of coke.

Jesus, thats strong beak, im off for a coke shit.

by stu robinson April 5, 2007

ate shit

to fall with a lot of force

Dude after I ran into the door, I ate shit so bad.

by Nicole February 18, 2004

fucking nigger faggot shit face

calling a black guy a fucking nigger faggot shit face

fucking: to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise
nigger: term for a black or dark-skinned person
faggot: male homosexual
shit: poop or black
face: front part of the head

someone: you're a fucking nigger faggot shit face
black man: ima beat you up motherfucker

by a retarded guy July 22, 2017

shit crust

After you take a deuce and don't wipe you ass properly you have a tendency to create shit crust. This is most noticed when excersizing, you have a burning sensation in the poo hole region. Also caused by having wet farts due to spicy foods.

Dude, I can't keep up this shit crust has lit my ass hole on fire.

by Spence L Is a D-bag June 17, 2006

shit-n-get

Adverb: Something or someone who can accelerate or operate at an extremely high rate. Some common objects that can be described as being able to "shit-n-get" are muscle cars, military aircraft, M-60 & M2 .50 cal machine guns, olympic track stars, and Deion Sanders

"Man Jethro I tell ya, Uncle Jesse's hemi sure can shit-n-get"

"Ha ha, charlie thinks he runs fast, but this 50 can shit-n-get

by surfwax January 5, 2008