When a male defecates into a females vagina, then proceeds to make love to her with the faceas still inside of her.
Female 1: What happened to you last night?
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
by RustyWelshys October 6, 2012

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!
Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.
by Dino Dan May 4, 2022

by GliveCo February 23, 2019

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .
by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

A a self-made tool by taking a napkin and twisting the corner of it to shape it into a screw like auger which is then inserted into the nostril and screwed deep into the nasal passage in the hopes of extracting a large juicy booger or a huge dried Maple leaf.
by Kingbuku January 24, 2020
