fisher middle school

One of the scariest places for 11-14 year olds. A prison that you spend 6 hours a day, 5 times a week, for 3 years in. The main purpose is to force you to learn things you will never use later in life, which includes but is not limited to: Math, Science, History, English, your elective, and P.E. The assistant principals torture the kids and do ridiculous rules like banning water bottle flipping, and dabbing. Apparently, everything is a safety hazard, and "Safety is numero uno" --Claire Vickers.

Today I said hi to a random girl --student
That's a safety hazard, you could scare her --Claire Vickers, assistant principal at fisher middle school

by Houd October 19, 2016

learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Camp Ernst Middle School

this is what happens when education is thrown out of the question and instead replaced with fake food, shitty teachers, and the worst learning program I've ever seen. i'd rather swallow gorilla shit, wash it down with penguin piss, and for dessert have a nice bowl of radioactive waste right from the heart of Hiroshima.

wanna go to hell?
no. i already go to Camp Ernst Middle School

by AnusLicker888 October 19, 2018

Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

school

A place, supposedly for students to learn, that might be fun if the teachers used more creative methods, introduced a better atmosphere into the classroom and had respect for students and their ideas. Many teachers do this but many others, unfortunately, do not, making school merely a social forum/ social hellhole. Oddly enough, gifted education teachers seem to have classes that are easier to pass because it's more enjoyable and creative.

Teacher One: You get to choose which way to do this project.

Teacher Two: You're doing this project THIS way with THIS information because I said so!

by Misha February 25, 2005

high school

A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.

Hey Ralph; where ya off to?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?

by Ralph January 12, 2005

public school

U.S. public schools are shitty prisons where kids learn to hate math, english, history, science, and physical ed. that's why we have a problem with having too many uneducated, illiterate, and obese people in america. everyone who doesn't have an extra $30,000 to spend sending their kids to private schools are forced to make them go to public school. teachers can't be fired after working at the school for 2 years, so you get lots of shitty old teachers that don't care about their students because they know they can't lose their job. the school's main focus is preparing students for the standardized tests, which have such low expectations it's unbelievable.

public school kid: fuck i hate school! when the fuck am i going to use this shit?

private school kid: i don't give a shit about school but it doesn't matter because i'll get into harvard anyway.

by ohaiitsme May 1, 2011