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School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011
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School

School is one of Satan's creations. Basically a prison filled fuck boys and slutty clowns.
I have to go to school today. Send in your prayers
by ShoutoutToAllMyPears March 12, 2015
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School

A stupid, idiotic, imbecilic, flaming pit of despair where you are stuffed full of menial bullshit you will never use beyond this crapload of a building where the teachers jam unimportant facts down your throat, that they are only doing so that they can paid for a measly job where a shitbag principal and other teachers are ordered to teach you math, reading and writing, but not how to get a fucking job. These teachers jam shit down your throat and guess what? Don't understand it? TOO BAD! This is your life and you'd better get fucking started on this waste of childhood, working even harder than others because you don't understand. You don't understand how drawing an idiotic 3-D cube in art class helps you become a fucking DOCTOR!!
Man: You ever think about that worksheet that you finished in fifth grade, in you elementary school? Did you ever need that again?
Woman: Fuck no.
by Zack Heligan April 28, 2020
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school shootings

Johnny-Hey Billy what's the definition of America
Billy-School shootings.
by Somethingfatandlarge November 1, 2021
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Art School Diet

habitual diet of hipsters and art school students; ONLY consuming coffee and cigarettes .
by ihatedogs July 18, 2010
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Middle school boys

Middle school boys You date them they don’t make the first move because their awkward but their always complaining about being horny smh
The 14 year old middle school boy continued to say how he’s always horny yet he hasn’t even tried kissing a girl yet./ middle school boys
by Thatsprettykinkytbh December 22, 2018
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