School

The definition of Hell and one of the most useless things in human history

School is hell.

by Oof_TheChungasGuy October 30, 2020

school

A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.

Son: Hey I'm back from school
Dad: Great what did you learn?
Son: Nothing!

by EPICFRENCHFRIES March 15, 2017

School

A place we spend during 7 hrs of our life that we can never get back. it is a useless hellhole that we are forced to go to because of our brainless government. sometimes I wonder why we go. about 95% of the time. we won't need the information that is provided to us, so why learn it. also what is the point of feeding us when you can stretch out the food with a effing fork. also, everyone at said place are fake, useless, ugly, molerats.

child: mom I went to a place full of morons I need help!
mom: oh thats called school sweetie.

by the local rat in your air vent March 13, 2019

school

In most cases, hell

I went to the firey depths of school

by Some Boring Ass July 5, 2016

School

A place of hell. What you think he’ll is like, that’s exactly what it is.

I hate school.

by Jake Form Star Farm December 29, 2019

School

The thing that will fuck you up the ass for the rest of your life.

Boy, school really fucked me in the ass today.

by marcothetaco May 21, 2015

School

The basically pointless system of getting useless information into small children's head that really do not want to know this. School makes no sense.

E.g Toilet Pass Systems, Specific Weatheral Uniforms, Toxic Teachers They Can't Afford To Fire So They Keep Them, Classes We Don't Need In The Future, Nonsensical Punishments For The Kids, (and more)

School is completely disposable.

by Your Local Miss Take May 10, 2022