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A very sexy intelligent human life form. A natural aphrodisiac. Stunning in looks but clever in the mind. Very attractive in looks. Good in insterments such as the guitar, piano, and women. Cunning and usually in shape. A Beast in life.
Samonte by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009

salon rat 

women who work in salons and whose lives revolve around talking trash about other women while in salons...
generally women in their 30's who continue to dress as though they were in their 20's with glitter, animal print, rhinestones, etc.
Her intelligence only allows for conversation involving trash-talking about other women, what a salon rat!
salon rat by Marie Antoinette October 14, 2006

Salmonella 

A very rare but feircley aggressive multi-condensed DNA gene that can be contracted threw close physical/sexual contact with the breeding organs aka: genitals of a dyslexic salmon with missing chromozones, once sexual penetration has been breached with the downsyndrome dyslexic salmon you will acquire salmonella

salmonella will change your DNA and turn you into a homosexual, if already a homo you will become a transvestite or a parking inspector
Oi bily ya risky fuck wit don’t put your cock in that retarded fish or youll get salmonella
Salmonella by The dank salmon June 9, 2018
Just the one with utmost will and desire....
She cares cures,,,,,,
defining beauty of saloni is a impossible task for any one.
the god himself has made her with full dedication and conviction in his work......
few words are not enough just saloni is aditya's heart...
saloni can be used as a replacement of cure........
Saloni by Mr.Devil cooldude November 24, 2021

Salmonpenis 

A huge penis. You may mistake it for a tree.
That tree doesn't have any roots.
That's just Jon's salmonpenis.
Salmonpenis by Loragol May 10, 2008
The prettiest, nicest, funniest, smartest person in the world
Zain likes that perfect girl salvon
salvon by ♡salvon June 17, 2015