The Rusty Pirate

The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"

~ The End

After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!

by D. ROB September 18, 2011

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is when you take your finger and swirl it around a man's anal sphincter while performing a hand job

After five cocktails, Sheryl agreed to give me a Rusty Venture

by Al_the_Alchemist November 25, 2010

rusty ventalitor

a joke when somebody shits on your chest while you sleep

dude ron gave me a rusty ventalitor last night i spent the morning washing the stink of shit off me

by ridizzle December 24, 2007

rusty starfish

anal,asshole,butthole

bend over and let me smell your rusty starfish

by crabbie420 February 21, 2009

Rusty Nail

scotch and drambuie mixed together

to barkeep : "rusty nail please, macallan."

by carbombxhooligan December 13, 2004

rusty pole

After performing anal sex, The Male's penis is encased with his partner's feces.

The fudge packer packed his spouse's fudge, and when he was done he had a rusty pole.

by I <3 rusty poles May 4, 2005

Rusty Venture

A highly-disputed act of an erotic nature, with interpretations ranging from scatological acts to wildly inventive uses of peripheries (such as a snorkel). The most reasonable definition, based largely upon the nature of the man for whom it was named, is that it is not an act but a condition, namely chaffing, brought about by too much unlubricated masturbation.

Young Jack's unquenchable libido earned him a Rusty Venture mere days after he ran out of lotion.

by fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu November 25, 2010