phone roll

Describing a situation where an unintended text recipient who is not acquainted with the sender in real life responds to the text in a humorous manner.

Sender: Hey can you bring da money to udz? ima going home n make frybread for yr bro.

Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.

Sender: LMFAO o shit sry

PHONE ROLLED!

by Rulacho September 4, 2013

Roll Cats

Succeeding in a competition with great ease and to a level of high significance. Traditionally used in the cultural context of Forensics.

"Good luck in your round."
"Dude, I'm going to roll cats."

by Skullpep January 22, 2012

Peanut Rolled

to be murdered.

-from Birmingham, AL.

Yo Bianca, Red just got peanut rolled!

by Purple Pete September 2, 2021

hooker roll

1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.

2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.

Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"

Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"

by Shankmode August 15, 2010

cornhole the roll

before anal sex with a partner, a man wraps a Fruit by the Foot around his erect penis, before entering the anal cavity the man exclaims "3 Feet of Fun!” the man then thrust his partner’s anus aggressively until the entire Fruit by the Foot roll is engulfed in the partner’s anus (NOTE: it is not a true cornhole the roll unless "3 Feet of Fun!” is exclaimed by the man)

“Get ready for 3 Feet of Fun!” James exclaimed as he began to cornhole the roll into Amanda.

by For TIMMAH! July 30, 2018

Tryin' to roll

>going (physically somewhere)

>Do you feel up to it?

"Hey Bob, I'm going to a sick concert tonight, you tryin' to roll?"

"man that girl is crazy, she invited me out tonight but I'm not tryin' to roll."

by LeXor October 17, 2008

roll grabber

a shit so profound and intense that you are forced to grab the toilet paper roll next to you and squeeze.

Oh man, i shouldn't have ate those tacos yesterday, i had a real roll grabber last night.

by monkeedoodlez April 26, 2009