Captain Retard

See--> George W Bush or Dubya

Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).

Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).

I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.

by Pat Lamusga January 11, 2009

dancer gone retarded

Noun: a cheerleader; one's support system; a person who is there to help you stay motivated and get through whatever obstacle confronts you

Origin: Bring It On (2000)
Sparky: "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."

Jake: I really don't want to do this paper.
Jess: You can kick this paper's ass. I'll be your dancer gone retarded.

Man, I'm exhausted. I wish I had a dancer gone retarded to help me get my energy back.

by Jake/JCatt December 7, 2006

Retardable

Capable of Retardation

People are retardable and become retarded if given excessive electro-shock therapy.

by Omar Sultan December 15, 2006

Retard Fucker

A person who fucks retards.

Yo, dude! You see that kid over there?! Haha, he's such a retard fucker!

by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004

get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.

'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'

by uncleboonie November 4, 2003

retard shuffle

swaying slightly backwards and forwards while sitting down and staring straight ahead, due to extreme hopelessness or drug-induced state.

While waiting for the pregnancy test results, we both sat on the bed doing the retard shuffle.

by jizzellalala March 21, 2007

retard change

When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.

“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”

“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”

by romeojul November 26, 2007