Hamburger Ring

When you tear up your old lady’s anal o-ring real good and raw from vigorous anal sex.

Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.

The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

4 ringed asshole

Audi driver

That 4 ringed asshole just cut me off

by Skyji December 14, 2019

Krueger-ring

In which a lesbian with long nails starts fingering you ( get it , Freddy Krueger has scissor fingers)
So Krueger- ring

“She gave me a Krueger-ring last night”

by Bitchesonfire May 27, 2020

laiton ring

A ring you place over your penis whilst having gay sex

Friend one:" hows the bf mark"
Friend two: "got cheeky and used a laiton ring"

by qlpllqlp July 12, 2020

Cinnamon Ring

Vulgar slang for the anus. Implies a brownish and potentially dirty, unwiped or otherwise unhygienic butthole.

Bill: Yo, Richie! You go down on Katie last night?

Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.

by Mega Hemroids February 18, 2021

John Ringer

Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.

As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.

by hackysackman February 18, 2021

dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021