Pound Puppy

Pound puppies is a term, when applied to people, that means they are children who need to be rescued Or who can’t take care of themselves.

My MIL said her son married a “pound puppy” which sounds cute but what she was really saying is that I am lower class than her family and that my husband rescued me.

by Latham4 January 9, 2020

Puppy Killers

Dangerous, secretive sect of heroes and bodybuilders whose activities are unknown. People love to hate them and hate to love them. Their only known gathering place is L.A.I.R., which is rumored to be a fortress 2 miles in the air.

I heard that it was the Puppy Killers, not the mafia, that were behind the JFK assassination.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2008

nut puppy

When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.

Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018

fudge puppy

Having anal sex with a girl doggie style

Hey bro, got some nasty fudge puppy last night.

by jessknowsbest August 31, 2011

Puppy Fat

When a teenager, aged 13-15 gains weight during puberty, especially around their belly.

‘You can really see Lewis’ puppy fat when he takes his shirt off’ - I.e. Lewis has a belly.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 August 15, 2018

Puppy power

An excuse for you to urinate on somebody at will

Tom: hey, Scooby-Doo 1 is better than Monsters unleashed
Bob: PUPPY POWER *unzips pants and begins peeing on Tom*

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020

warm puppy

shitting in someones pillow case

"lol i put a warm puppy in his bed"

by gracieBABYtm October 16, 2008