pube counter

One who counts and often categorizes their pubes. Pube counters often like to weave their pubes into designs.

Mason, stop counting your pubes you pube counter!

by Benito Salvadore December 31, 2005

pube fro

when u put afrosheen in ur pubes and touch foster children

ryan miller is such a fag

by Bobby A August 22, 2003

Pubes

Horrible, horrible hair that falls out every six months according to a biological clock.

Fuck, dude, you have pubes in your teeth! You are truly a disgusting individual!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

pubeon

same thing as pubeion

yo look up pubeion for further explanation

by Juan Gil April 27, 2005

Pube Tickler

1. Calling someone a Pube Tickler is similar to calling someone a taint or twat. They are someone who gets their jollies off tickling another's pubes. they need not have sex of any kind, they are so messed up. they prefer to tickle pubes. and most likely the pubes of another dude...

2. A pube tickler can also simply be a man who doesnt act like one. he has no ability whatsoever to have a relationship with a women, or even interact for that matter. he is completely useless tot he human race, and will never procreate.

Toby: Hey John, hear what happened to to Tim last night?
John: What?
Toby: That hot babe from the bar was totally into him and wanted to talk to him, but he wouldn't even speak... he just sat there.
John: What a fucking Pube Tickler! He's probably off tickling some dudes pubes right now!

by T. I. January 3, 2008

Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye

Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"

by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008

Pubepee

A toupee made of pubic hair.

Pubepee is like when you see a mullet with a very public-like back half.

by squiz the wiz August 28, 2008